Citizen Connections

After nearly 10 years I've finally decided to update the Citizen Logo, this is only my third logo over the last 17 years, it's one of those things that I never get time to do, and it's so precious to what I'm doing that I can't see it properly. I almost want someone...

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Think Small

Have you need outside recently? The world is a big place, there’s nearly 7 billion people in it, and most of them are in the supermarket right now, buying stuff, mostly stuff they don’t need, that they can stuff into their massive car that’s parked across two Parent and Baby spaces. Everyone you know has more choice and less time than ever before, I’m always amazed people have time to read this blog.

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Totally un-‘Inspired’ thanks…

As the Ad progresses the little you can clearly see that the little girl has completely lost faith in the narrative, and she’s no longer capable of feigning amazement, so resorts to pulling a panicked face like she’s wrestling with a guff, a day after recovering from Diarrhoea.

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In a 2012 Style

I'm not trying to be cool, but I don't even know what the Diamond Jubilee is, don't get me wrong I've got nothing against the Royal Family, if pushed I'd probably give them a 6 out of 10. I like Prince Charles, he appears alright, Harry's seems like a laugh, and...

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The Ignorables

I've heard Pixar are making a new animation next year called 'The Ignorables', it's about a bunch of SMB's who have failed to grasp the basic concepts of Social Media, and who keep pumping out content so bland it makes them totally ignorable to their market.It sounds...

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Signature ‘Penis Style’

Draw Something has breathed new life into what was a rapidly dying art form, that of the hand drawn penis.Over the years we've all scribbled them into text books, scratched them into desks and drawn them on one another's foreheads, but in this new internet age, it's...

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